Okay - here's my attempt to lighten the mood in this thread.
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Answer - you can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
This joke doesn't really work unless you say it in a London accent. I'll try again a bit less ethnocentrically.
What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Answer - Bing sings but Walt disney.
Shit, that one has to be said in a Scots accent. I'm beginning to think that tunoD is right. I'm just NOT FUNNY.
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Don't mention the score - I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it!