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Originally posted by KHaN:
Good ones....I like the comments about lawyers.
I apologize to all that will be offended BUT;
Why are lawyers and sperm alike? 1 outta 10,000 actually become humans.
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Oh! Oh! I've got another one for lawyers.
What are 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? --- A good start!!!

(And Dio, whereever you are, no offense! I can say this as I've worked for lawyers several times. A lawyer actually told me this one

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