[Ladyzekke]

Originally posted by DragonMage: 1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? Probably, cause then it couldn't tell the other pigs to "move over and let me get at yer grub!" Snort! 2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? That is Victoria's Biggest Secret 3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Dunno, maybe preserving the expired with little plastic coffins? (lame answer doh) 4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? I hope nothing, cause if cheese is talking I'll be running! 5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Again dunno, although I'm not a clergyman, but I have probably been defrocked before. At least I think. 6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? No they just say pass the goose grease! 7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver? No you would get a barf bag with your name on it I'd think LOL, yuck!

Good thread DragonMage! Gave me a well needed, and I mean WELL NEEDED, laugh this evening! Thank you!

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