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Originally posted by DragonMage: 1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled? YES 2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Cause it FEELS SO GOOD. *best imitation of Homer drooling* 3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. To keep from getting Soggy. EWWWW 4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? HUMAN 5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed? Yes, and possibly all at the same time. *WINK, WINK* 6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's? I'll have to get back to you on that one. Time machine still isn't working. 7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver? EEWWWWWWW

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