1. If a pig loses it's voice, is it disgruntled?
2. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
3. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.
4. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
5. If lawyers are disbarred and clergyment are defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys degranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
6. Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
7. If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Phillip's screwdriver?
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"Allright! We'll call it a draw."
The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)
*Newly abducted - er, inducted - member of the HADB clan. Mage extraordinair. Occasional subjugate to Gwhanos the Fluffy
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