1) I am here so that "there are jerks everywhere, what matters is the size"
2) I am here so those no-lifers can say "hey! that nerd stayed up longer than me!"
3) a perfect target for bashing practice
4) a perfect target for real bashing
5) when you get angry ...
6) when you get horny... no just kidding!
7) when you get upset, I will hand you a beer
8) an eternal manhunter to the stupid
9) someone to kiss your ass (hmmm?! I actually prefer the term moral support FYI)
10) so that Memnoch doesn't lose his job
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