There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his
cell phone and in a worried voice says, "Herman, be careful! I just heard on
the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on highway 280!"
Herman says, "Well heck, there isn't just one, there are hundreds!"
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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"