[Memnoch]

How about this from Nazgul's entry into the forum in the twilight days of the old blue Ultraboard.

Nazgul: Cast away your false gods! The undead lord is here, and all who does not worship him will fall victim to hellish torture, only to be mindless slaves of the undead lord! This black god of darkness is called Skallaskrath! the worshipers of him is already up in the number of 300 bg2 players! And the ridiculous "holy flame" shall be krushed! To be one of the worshipers mail me at "mjukost77@hotmail.com" (take a wild guess wich country i am from.) tell me your forum name and other relevent info. Do this and ye shall not be slayed! The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors!

RAISTLIN: OHF will not submit to your tyranny. However, if you walk away quietly andhumblw with your tail between your legs, we will not crush you like a nutated gibberling

Cloudbringer: teehee...anyone seen my flyswatter?! StormQueen

Rikard: Hm are you challeging us Nazghoul? The OHF will crush you

Rikard: The army of skallaskrath is 279 liches, 197 drows, 20 dracoliches and 500 skeleton warriors! And we've got Rikard You'll never win

Nazgul: You pity worms are nothing. Absolutely nothing. Skallaskrath is to powerfull for any of you. you will be mauled as divients and then sacrificed to the dark lord. and i forgot one thing...Skallaskrath army also has 150 necromancers, and 10 demiliches. you challeging me would be like a gibberling challeging a Dragon. Skallaskrath is all mighty and you canot stop him.and also after i posted this i´ve got 20 people to mail me, begging for membership. only by doing that they will avoid getting their skin flayed and their balls cut off.

Nazgul: and who is this rikard? some sort of slave?

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