Classic Mouse!!

250 - Mouse was just being amusing, don't take it literally! LOL, although I kinda relate to some of it LOL, tis what makes it so hilarious!
Loved this one:
I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and
give in.
HAHAHAHA! Errr, sad but true with some guys I've known LOL, sorry!... Run Ladyzekke ruuuunnnnnn! Panicking panicking!!!...Shite!... Fine!! I'll read your strange poems and look at yer strange drawings then!, just don't make that wierdo face again OK?
And this One:
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.
Yeah, I don't wanna pretend I'm Cher's daughter anymore

That rock hit me pretty good in the head last time I "disguised" myself... Cretin media!
As for this one:
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big
weenie or huge boobs.
Doh! Tis why I didn't get chosen in that Debbie Does audition... And my bologna didn't have a first name either....
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