A couple of Redneck hunters are out in the woods when one of them
falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are
rolled
back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to
the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I
can help.
First, lets make sure he's dead."
...There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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"the memories of a man in his old age,
are deeds of a man in his prime"