LOL these are great 250, will have to send them off to my cousin who just graduated law school!
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start!
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A lawyer went on vacation to a western dude ranch. Awed by the scenery, she went for a twilight stroll among the cattle. Suddenly, she stepped in something soft.
“Honey!” she shouted to her husband. “I’m melting!”
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Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
The cats keep covering them up with sand.
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Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and it annoys the pig
I've got to admit it's getting better, it's getting better all the time
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