These are too funny.
I know there is at least one lawyer on the board, so I hope they don't get offended. Tell you what, I'll tell a musician joke first, to prove I can take it as well as give it
Q.How many vocalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A.One, they hold the bulb up and the world revolves around them.
Q. What did one record producer say to the other?
A. I don't know what do you think?
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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....
A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!