Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the
welcoming ceremony the boss says:■ "You're all part of our team now. You
can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for
something to eat.■ So don't trouble the other employees". The cannibals
promise not to trouble the other employees.
Four weeks later the boss returns and says: "You're all working■ very
hard, and I'm very satisfied with all of you.■ One of our cleaners has
disappeared however.■ Do any of you know what happened to her?"■ The
cannibals disavow all knowledge of the missing cleaner.
After the boss has left, the leader of the cannibals says to the
others:■ "Which of you idiots ate the cleaner?"■ A■ hand raises
hesitantly, to which the leader of the cannibals says: "You fool!■ For
four weeks we've been eating Team Leaders, Managers, and Project
Managers so no-one would notice anything, and you have to go and eat the
cleaner!"
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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....
A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!