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Originally posted by Moni: These are funny! Almost makes me wish I had more high stress days so that I could use them! Almost. "When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you." "Well, this day was a total waste of makeup!" "Do they ever shut up on your planet?" "I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one." "I hate everybody. And you're next." "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality." "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed." "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" "I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?" "I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert." "You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing." (LMAO, I've actually used this one! ) "Is it time for your medication?" "And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?" "Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it." "Yes, you have feelings too, but, who cares?" "Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win." "You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP." "I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people." "How can I miss you if you won't go away?" "Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." Enjoy.

thank you Moni, my sincere appreciation. you just saved my day.