Yeah, or a warning on certain films...
"WARNING: If you are divorced and see this film you will want to die."
or
"The jokes contained within this film may cause a reversal of food flow from ones stomach"
or
"Use this film as a cure for insomnia. Do not operate machinery while listening to the soundtrack, or drive a car while dissecting it's plot."
how about
:
"This song may inhibit blood flow to the brain and slow mental activity. CAUTION: It will not leave your mind for three weeks."
or
"WARNING: This film and soundtrack will increase certain hormonal activity that may result in the conception of a new human."
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I am the walrus!.... er, no hang on....
A fair dinkum laughing Hyena!