A true phenomenom deserves recognition and acclamation - you are a phenomenon, therefore I must proclaim your achievements.
Alternatively, I will try to lure you into a strange and slightly sleazy world of carney-style freakshow exhibitionism and exploitation. You will become an object of pity and facination as your reputation grows and people flock to my travelling sideshow.
Just sign this contract (blood will do if you are out of ink)and we can start our grand new enterprise together......
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Regards
Mouse
[This message has been edited by Mouse (edited 08-18-2001).]