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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lord Shield:
[B]hmm - wonder how a PC version of the Princess and the Pea would go?
The Princess and 2 fakes posing as princess - to tell them apart, the king stacked 10 mattresses, placing a frozen pea under the bottom mattress. In the morning he asked them how they slept
1st fake: "nicely - ever so comfortable"
2nd fake: "bit hot to start with, but had a kebab and went to sleep"
Real princess: "I didn't - not at all"
The king, pleased at this, asks why not
"I was s****ing a jockey all night"
And then probably ending her night of passion by having a bloody good punch up and shouting match with the little fellow resulting in the rest of the royal household 'not getting any sleep' either.
Our Royal Family's the envy of our world-they're so special (needs)
That's probably me on a high treason charge, bugger.
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