hmm - wonder how a PC version of the Princess and the Pea would go?
The Princess and 2 fakes posing as princess - to tell them apart, the king stacked 10 mattresses, placing a frozen pea under the bottom mattress. In the morning he asked them how they slept
1st fake: "nicely - ever so comfortable"
2nd fake: "bit hot to start with, but had a kebab and went to sleep"
Real princess: "I didn't - not at all"
The king, pleased at this, asks why not
"I was s****ing a jockey all night"
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