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Originally posted by Larry_OHF:
OK...hold on...I got something to say about that. (And I am not a dog...)
I do everything for Karen, before myself.
I don't like sports, and we don't care about the paper
Karen laughs so hard at me, she gets hiccups, daily!
I cook most of the time, and since I lived in Mexico for two years, I can eat anything Karen wants to put in front of me.
I love to go out with her! Anywhere is great.
I do not own a weapon, but I pay for ADT home security...
We do not have cable, nor even an antena. The movies we buy are mutually enjoyed.
I do not snore (says Karen), I do not slobber, (unless she wants me to)...nevermind...and I understand when she just wants to snuggle.
Karen admits to all of her friends and associates that she has a better man than any of them have, and they all agree. I have women at work begging to rent me from her for a few days, or at least pay me to teach their old dawgs some new tricks.
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Wow
Larry!!! You are the man of my DREAMS!! Will you marry me??
Oh wait!
Dang it!! You can't!!! I'm not divorced yet, I'm way too old for you, and worse yet, my name is not "Karen"!
Life really is NOT fair!! *mumble* *mumble* *cuss* *grump*
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Having abandoned my
search for truth, I am
now looking for a good
fantasy.
For R³ in thanks:
Sometimes I think I
understand everything,
then I regain consciousness.
[This message has been edited by bilqis (edited 08-18-2001).]