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Alright Donut, you've rumbled us, I guess we have to come clean now... Fidel Castro is actually J. Edgar Hoovers' love child. He was so embarassed at his hetero slip that he banished the child to Cuba, only to have him grow up and take over the country. We maintain the political stranglehold to prevent Castro from becoming the world-dominating tyrant that he was destined to be...
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's more along the lines of having a nice, safe little communist country to kick around. The US military industrial economy will suffer without a visible enemy, you know. The fall of the USSR really threw a spanner in our watchdog-of-the-world act, and we just can't bear to give up our last old enemy.
What's that? China? No, no, old man, THEY are just misunderstood... fine bunch of political leaders there, making huge strides in human rights....(moneymoneymoneymoneymoney)
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