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Old 08-16-2001, 03:16 AM   #1
Earthdog
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Join Date: May 1, 2001
Location: melbourne victoria australia
Age: 60
Posts: 960
Sent to me by a friend in Dallas:

This is great!

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!
I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one of the
all-time best comeback lines in my life.

Note: This is an exact replication of National
Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army
General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?"

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bitirresponsible, isn't it?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll beproperly supervised on the rifle range."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?"

GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle
discipline before they even touch a firearm."

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become violent killers."

GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not
one, are you? "

The radio went silent and the interview ended. And all I could think was, "Go Army!"




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