HURRICANE EVACUATION PLANS FOR HOUSTON
City officials announced the Houston Hurricane
Evacuation Plan today as follows:
Hispanics use I-10 West to San Antonio.
Cajuns use I-10 East to Lafayette.
Rednecks use 59-North to East Texas.
Republicans fly Continental to Washington, D.C.
Yankees and Democrats use 45-South to Galveston.
Aggies use 610-Loop
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