Hey - that reminds me of this joke:
Brer Bear and Brer Rabbit are the woods - Brer Bear is having a dump
Brer Bear sasys to Brer Rabbit "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fir?"
Brer Rabbit says "Not at all"
"Oh good" says the bear, and wipes his arse with the rabbit
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In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is pimp.
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