ayt, ill answer them as logical as possible, but its so funny i think my answers arent of any good, but ill try!
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin ?
well, it can open, and of course, you wouldnt want stinkin dead people ruining your day.
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin ?
well our hair contains this, and the sun kills these and with the skin same thing but different process...
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle ?
i havent tried that out yet
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" ?
thats coz psychics arent psychics... they are a hoax... hehehe or they dont say they are psychic... how can it be psychic anyway? bah! next!
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word ?
to make you use short words more often, encouraging it
Why is a boxing ring square ?
if it were a "ring", it would be a disaster, think about it
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips ?
ahh... it sticks to your lips, not stick them together teehee
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice" ?
practice makes perfect
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls ?
you dont say, "look! that guy is dropping off the building!!!"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons ?
to make more dishwashing liquids
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker ?
they make other people broke. teehee
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand ?
well, you wouldnt want to count on well...
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour ?
lotsa people=slow traffic
Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary ?
now thats a bugger
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet ?
i dont get it...
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food ?
well that would be nice...
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
that is complete total irony
geez, these are lovely, and i like answering them! you know these, but heehee its too good not to be answered!!!
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Yukishiro Tomoe