New IRS auditor, eager to make a name for himself, decided to review the
tax
returns of the local synagogue. He proceeded to interrogate the Rabbi,
asking him what the Synagogue did with the wax drippings from the
Shabbat,Havdallah and Chanukah candles.
The Rabbi, pleased to show the auditor that nothing went to waste,
responded
that the used wax is collected and sent to a candle factory and they
send
the Temple new candles.
What about the crumbs from the matzoh you eat at Passover? Asked the IRS
auditor.
Simple, the Rabbi responded. We collect all the crumbs, send them to the
matzoh bakery and they send us matzoh meal.
All right, said the auditor, refusing to give up. I know that you're a
moyel
as well as a Rabbi. What do you do with the leftovers from the
circumcisions?
Easy, said the Rabbi. We send them to Washington, DC and they send us
little
pricks like you.
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
