How to guide for the blues [b]I[b] sing:-
Never sing fast when you can sing slow and sensual
Your husband is never your man and vice versa
A car is never a car - its a euphamism
pull up to my bumber baby, in your long black limousine
Cooking is never cooking, its a euphamism -
gonna boil my cabbage pot ... whip it to a jelly, stir it in a bowl...my mans he's a butcher, gonna put the bacon in my pot...
Furniture is not euphamism -
Well if you want it you gotta pay me , else I'm gonna sit on it all night, if you want it you gotta pay me , else I'm gonna sit on it all night, well to take my stool without paying, you know it just aint right
Face it everythings euphamism -
put a little sugar in my bowl .... gonna do the jelly roll blues .... my husband is so nice, but my man brings me the meat
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