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A few things that didnt cut the mustard that my inventors created.
WARNING! THIS MAY NOT BE FUNNY TO YOU!
Skit #1: Demogorgon's run in with the Iam Weasel Crowd
With the help of the lord of murder, Bhaal, Demogorgon took over the abyssal and half the Realms. But, what Babboon Breath........ (hears demo gorgon yelling at the narrator) EHMMMMMM......... Great All Powerful Demogorgon doesnt know is hes about to meet the silliest, most "what are the directors on" gang of all time: The Iam Weasel Crowd! SPECIAL GUEST:REN AND STIMPY!!!!!
On with this story.....
Demogorgon:God, Im bored.
meanwhile........
Iam Weasel: IR! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!
IR. Babboon: IR playinz withz inter dimensionallll devise OF IR!
Iam Weasel: BABBOON YOUR DISAPPEARING!!!!!
IR: HELP ME WEAZEL!!!!!!!!
Demo: WHATS HAPPENING TO ME!!!!!!
(demo and ir switch bodies)
IR: KOOL!!!! STUUPPPPIDDD WEAZEL IZ MIZZING OUT ON WONDERFUL PLAZE!!
Ir jumps around and hits his head on a statue of demo......
Iam: IR! Your OKAY!!
Demo: WHO IN THE NINE HELLS ARE YOU!!! (speaking with red eyes and a black devil tail and black bat wings)
Iam: MY GOD! You've become SENTIENT!!!! JOY! (dances like ir's victory dance)
Demo: BOW TO ME!!!!!!
Iam: You have stayed up watching too much of that PokeballXZ! TO BED IR!!!
Demo: IMBECILE!!!!!
Iam: Just who are you anyway?
Demo grabs the camera and screeches at the little kid thats watching: IM DEMOGORGON!!!! I EAT LITTLE KIDZ!!!!!! (kid screams and runs to mom)
Meanwhile back in Demo's palace.....
MASTER!!! DONT GO!
IR in demos body is about to say the f word to AO......
IR: BAZZZZZ!!!!!!!!
AO: DEMO! GET BACK TO YOUR PIT OF CURRUPTION!!!!!!
IR: .....(says the f word)
AO: AOINIAN BEAM OF GENITAL DISFIGURING!!!!
Ir has a meeeeessssed up body lets just say that....
Iam: Ir, why are you taking over the world.....
Demo: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! NOW DIE!!!
Iam: Watch it with the SEWAGE GUN!!!
just as the dummwitted ir is about to get blasted by AO.......
REN AND STIMPY COME IN AND SAVE THE DAY!!!!!
Ren: Listen pal (talking to AO) I dont like your STUUUUPID ATTITUDE!
(knocks ao off the cliff of no return (like a kill everything void of nothingness) and slaps off Demo's body killing ir!
Stimpy travels to the iam weasel dimension....
Stimpy: DAAAA? What did ren say about using this? (a gamma ray gun)
Possed Ir: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE!!!
Stimpy blasts the entire dimension apart, leaving only him
Epilogue
Ren: Stimpy, we did it this time!
Stimpy: More bacon Ren?
Demo's head is on pikes aswell as all the gods, and all the characters from the iam weasel universe (cow and chicken too)
Ren: Surrre..... (stimpy gets it from demos's butt)
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
not funny? if it is tell me!
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Will the real cheesy lich stop using timestop, stop using time stop, YEAH BABY! :1diablo:
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