Some wee games of scottish descent could be fit to play there:
Classics like, "Pass the lit fireworks" and "Irritate the hungry bear" are just a few of the joys you could be experiencing in purgatory.
Oh, and i play badminton
I WOULD play football (or soccer)....but i cant run fast enough...
I WOULD play basketball....but i aint tall enough
I WOULD play rugby.....but i'm not big enough to take anyone down.
DAMMIT! you're right, i cant play anything else....
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