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Vaskez · 07-12-2001, 10:23 AM

Hehe, I found these in PCGamer, thought they were pretty funny, so in case u don't read the mag, here:

Golgon's Ring of Cursing:
This ring of Cursing is often confused with the dangerous and upopular item The Ring of Curses, now installed in an adventurer-proof trap at the Empire Museum. In fact, this beautiful piece of Dwarven craftsmanship is not a cursed item at all, but is in fact a magic objet d'art that endows the wearer with the ability to understand and use all swear words in all languages at exactly the right moment (+15 to charisma). Famously, the Third Eon aristocrat King Swayne of Bilidia killed his 3-headed adulterous wife using this ring by bellowing the most profane utterance in history as she took her morning salts.

Hehe, damn I can't be bothered to type the others out now...I'll post them later.

07-12-2001, 10:23 AM	#1
Vaskez Takhisis Follower Join Date: April 30, 2001 Location: szép Magyarország (well not right now) Posts: 5,089	Hehe, I found these in PCGamer, thought they were pretty funny, so in case u don't read the mag, here: Golgon's Ring of Cursing: This ring of Cursing is often confused with the dangerous and upopular item The Ring of Curses, now installed in an adventurer-proof trap at the Empire Museum. In fact, this beautiful piece of Dwarven craftsmanship is not a cursed item at all, but is in fact a magic objet d'art that endows the wearer with the ability to understand and use all swear words in all languages at exactly the right moment (+15 to charisma). Famously, the Third Eon aristocrat King Swayne of Bilidia killed his 3-headed adulterous wife using this ring by bellowing the most profane utterance in history as she took her morning salts. Hehe, damn I can't be bothered to type the others out now...I'll post them later.