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OK, here's a couple for you all.
A man's thinking about his dull sex life so say's to his wife
"Hey honey, why don't we try a different position tonight?"
"OK, you stand over the cooker all evening and I'll sit in the armchair, belching, drinking beer and watching football" She replies.
A woman returns from a medical check up and says to her husband
"The doctor tells me I've got the body of an 18 year old girl".
"What did he say about your big fat arse" he retorts.
"Well, he didn't mention you once actually" she replies.
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