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Old 07-09-2001, 09:03 PM   #5
Gaelic
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Join Date: April 28, 2001
Location: Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
Posts: 490
Quote:
Originally posted by Jerome:
Yes my friends, the unthinkable has happened: Jerome has got rid of his glasses.

In line with modern trends, Jerome was seen purchasing a pair of contact lenses, and subsequently poking himself in the eyes several hundred times while trying to get them in.

He can often be seen now, wandering round the streets of Glasgow maveling at his newfound sight. Several people have failed to recognise him, and others are being treated in hopsital for shock as we speak.

Now the crowds of weeping men, women and children all embrace, their tears flowing into one river of sadness. The one thing in life they always thought would remain the same has been removed, and are left with only a bitter message: Things will never be the same again.

Ok, that's funny. I don't know whay it struck me but it did. It's just funny.

LOL!



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