Youve been duped. Thats a cat. Yes, the lesser whiskered Staffordshire Bull Tomcat. Give it a few months, once its got its paws under the table and it'll be meeowing, going out partying all night and sticking its arse in yer face first thing in the morning, the old one eyed feline hello. You gotta be careful these days dude. I just bought Tiddles the 180 pound barking Alicat with balls, looks like you seen the same dealer.
P.S. Get him a big scratchy post and fatten the rats in your area up a bit, this breed of cat has been known to eat postmen.
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It's bleedin dark down here, slippery too.
Man, that's a pisser.
