The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged
they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers
for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were
installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pickup trucks in
an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances
in the last 15 seconds before the crash. They were
surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states the last words of
drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"
Only the states of Oklahoma, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama,
Texas, and Tennessee were different, where over 89.3
percent of the final words were:
"Hold my beer and watch this."
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