[kiwidoc]

The south?? THE SOUTH?? You call that the south - nah let me tell you about the real south

The north has - Hi!
The south has - Yeah gidday eh!

The north has pie carts
The south has kai carts

The north has fiddling with something
The south has toottooing

The north has damn
The south has bugger (nb bugger = noun, adverb, adjective, verb transitive, verb intranstive, conjunctival verb and preposition - a wonderfully versitile word indeed!)

The north has holiday homes
The south has baches

The north has beaches - patches of sand with row after row of deck chairs, volleyball players, towels and sand castles.
The south has beaches - long reaches of sand with just you and nobody else in sight

The north has scallops in fish and chip shops – slices of potatoes in batter
The south has scallops in fish and chip shops – and mussels and oysters as well


The north has worries
The south has - no worries mate

The north has excellence
The south has choice eh

The north has homeboys
The south has cousie bros

The north has standards
The south has - she'll be right

The north has people, people and more people. The south has 3 million people and twenty million sheep spread out over a land the size of all of the UK plus Ireland, or all of California. The south has space - and plenty of it. The south is so laid back its horizontal. The south has the southern most golf course in the world – and probably the wettest. It has country stores that sell you everything! The north has smog and traffic jams and London fogs. The south has clear crisp skies that draw filmmakers from all over the world. The south has quarter acres sections and houses with caravans and boats in the drive, and four weeks at the beach over summer with Aunty Mary and Uncle John and cousins and family everywhere. The south isn’t New Zealand – its Godzone, New Zild and we love it!



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