[RudeDawg]

I'm thinking of submitting this to Forbes Magazine:

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and
when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained by the
regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way, the
human brain can operate only as fast as the slowest brain cells through which
the electrical signals pass. Recent epidemiological studies have shown that
while alcohol kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate
the weaker cells, constantly making the brain a faster more efficient
machine. The result of this in depth study verifies and validates the causal
link between all weekend parties and job related performance. It also
explains why, after a few short years of leaving a university and getting
married, most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new
graduates.

Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious alcoholic
consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they achieve
during their college years. This is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge, We must not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars. Quaff that pint.

Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you shouldn't deny
yourself the career that you could have. Take life by the bottle and be
all that you can be.


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The RudeDawg, known in these Forgotten Realms as Perin LightEyes
"Let them come, Let them ALL come."
-"Ender says, 'The enemy is down.' "