No offence to any blondes intended for this post. They can't all be stupid
WARNING! Bad jokes ahead!
Thats the difference between a blonde and a brick?
If you lay a brick it does'nt follow you around.
What do blondes have in common with railroads?
They both get laid.
What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of a swimming pool?
Air Pockets.
What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?
an Air Bag.
Why was the blonde's belly button sore?
Her boyfriend was a blonde too.
What do you call a blonde with 2 braincells?
Pregnant.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A mental block.
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
What do you call a fly that flies into a blonde's head?
A Space Invader
Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can't bring beer to the fridge.
Why did God create brunettes?
Neither can blondes.
Whats the difference between a blonde track team and a band of smart pygmies?
One's a bunch of cunning runts.
Whats the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
One is a busy ditch.
What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning?
A visitor.
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving
A blonde's response when someone tells her to Think about it.
"I dont HAVE to think! I'm Blonde!"
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Why?