WARNING - This post contains some really bad jokes.(They're bad enough to help me win several games of pool)

Staralfur · 06-25-2001, 05:25 PM

WARNING - This post contains some really bad jokes.(They're bad enough to help me win several games of pool)

These next 3 need to be said in quick succession - and don't think about them too much
How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Open the door.
Put the elephant in.
Close the door.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Open the door.
Take the elephant out.
Put the giraffe in.
Close the door.

The elephant races the giraffe, who wins?
The elephant - the giraffe is still in the fridge

Next 3 go together:
How do you catch a red elephant?
In a red elephant trap

How do you catch a green elephant?
Paint it red, then use a red elephant trap

How do you catch a purple elephant?
Duhhh!!!!! When have you ever seen a purple elephant

What have a plum and an elephant got in common?
They're both purple, except for the elephant.

1 More......
What's green and got wheels?
Grass... I lied about the wheels.

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06-25-2001, 05:25 PM	#3
Staralfur Baaz Draconian Join Date: April 8, 2001 Location: Nottingham, UK Age: 45 Posts: 786	WARNING - This post contains some really bad jokes.(They're bad enough to help me win several games of pool) These next 3 need to be said in quick succession - and don't think about them too much How do you put an elephant in the fridge? Open the door. Put the elephant in. Close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? Open the door. Take the elephant out. Put the giraffe in. Close the door. The elephant races the giraffe, who wins? The elephant - the giraffe is still in the fridge Next 3 go together: How do you catch a red elephant? In a red elephant trap How do you catch a green elephant? Paint it red, then use a red elephant trap How do you catch a purple elephant? Duhhh!!!!! When have you ever seen a purple elephant What have a plum and an elephant got in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant. 1 More...... What's green and got wheels? Grass... I lied about the wheels. [This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 06-25-2001).] [This message has been edited by Staralfur (edited 06-25-2001).]