Some questions you can ask your friends/colleagues/other halves:
1. How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Open the door, stuff it in, then close it.
2. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
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Open the door, take out the elephant, then put in the giraffe.
3. Tarzan calls for a meeting. All the animals in the jungle come, excpet one. Which animal is it that didn't turn up?
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The giraffe, 'cos he's still in the fridge!!
Bada-boom.
*ducks all the rotten tomaotes and fruits thrown*
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"Butt-kicking for goodness!" - Minsc
"Cities always teem with evil and decay. Let's give it a good shake and SEE WHAT FALLS OUT!!" - Minsc
