LOL!
So...let's see if I've got this right...
"Salty spread" that you put on bread sounds to me like peanut butter. Similar? Hmmm...I think I'm going to have to try and turn some up here in the US. If the Aussies and NZers like it...it can't be all that bad...can it?
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Now where did I leave that doughnut?!