Vegemite is the food of the gods ... or in this case the food of the Goddess
It is a yeast extract spread similar to Marmite but with a different flavour. Heated debate about which flavour is better led to the Vegemite wars of 1993 which ravaged huge sections of the Australian interior creating the barren waste that is there today. Any Militant Mite Movements in New Zealand were swiftly dealt with by rounding up the combatents and forcibly exiling them to Australia. This avoided warfare and also had the benefit of ridding Gods Own Country of foolish elements and enriching Australian culture at the same time.
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