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Originally posted by bilqis:
Hey ~ RudeDawg .. do you give lessons? I do have 4 sons you know and I feel it's very important for them to know the 'right' way to treat us ladies. After all, they won't take dating advice from their MOM! 
What do ya say? huh?
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bilqis !!!
OF Course, I will be MORE than happy to let the boys join the
Dawg Institute of Lernin' (for a modest fee,
I'll even give y'all the IronWorks discount, AND the group discount !!! WHAT A DEAL!!! and, if you call now, we'll throw in this set of GINSU steak knives, absolutely FREE!! They slice, they dice, they...)
OK. Have the boys meet me for our first field trip. We'll be starting with a lecture over dinner at Hooters, followed by demonstrations of the best pick-up lines to use with scantilly-clad waitresses. The class agenda will be as follows:
The Do's and Don'ts of Talking to Women - Do Lie, Don't Admit To Anything!
Dressing For the Date - Iron That T-Shirt!
Showing Respect - Breakfast At Denny's, Always!
Going to Chick-Flicks - Yeha, We Hate 'Em, But it Pays Off
Showing You Love Her! - Please bring your own spray-paint and ladder
Have them sign up soon! Lesson start as soon as I get paid!
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