Ziroc's story is probably true, LS's story hopefully false, and Link's story definitely false.
Here's my story:
A couple of years ago I was a stage dancer for a metal band and performed a striptease (down to underwear) in front of 11,000 people.
Truth or Lie?
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Melusine, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
Your voice is ambrosia