.....and what they mean
WOMENSPEAK = ENGLISH EQUIVALENT
You want = You want
We need = I want
It's your decision = The right decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure,... go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm hungry = (a) Make me something to eat
(b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together your last
$$ and go drive across town and get me something to
eat. ... I don't care if what you are doing is important.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're,... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
The car is empty = Go fill it up
The trash is full = Take it out
The dog is barking = Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong
I want new curtains = ...and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
I need wedding shoes = the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white
Hang the picture there = NO! I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
DO you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to
like
In answer to "What's Wrong?"
Nothing = Everything
Nothing, really = It's just I THINK that you're such an asshole
I don't want to talk about it = Go away, I'm still building up steam.
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Holy Avenger of the OHF and part time Pinguindiebjäger
[This message has been edited by Sir_Tainly (edited 06-11-2001).]