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Charean · 06-10-2001, 08:31 PM

Bright Women (and apparently one bright man or a woman named John - ker)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country. ~Elayne Boosler

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes
(at 73)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~
Janette Barber

Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm
supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~ Lily Tomlin

You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman?
It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. ~ Geri
Jewell

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ~Carrie
Snow

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. ~
Laurie Kuslansky

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head
on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~ Erma Bombeck

Old age ain't no place for sissies. ~ Bette Davis

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. ~
Rhonda Hansome

The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~ Jane Sellman

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~ Charlotte Whitton

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at
once. ~ Jennifer Unlimited

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning. ~Catherine Aird

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
~ Kathy Buckley

Behind every successful woman . . . is a substantial amount of coffee. ~
Stephanie Piro

Behind every successful woman . . . . . . is a basket of dirty laundry. ~
Sally Forth

There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I'm not
positive I am thinking. ~ John M. Eades

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart
woman with a dumb guy. ~ Erica Jong

I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me
she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels
good for 36 hours. ~ Rita Rudner

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. ~ Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~ Erma Bombeck

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. ~ Sue
Grafton

I think -- therefore I'm single. ~ Lizz Winstead

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~ Maryon Pearson

I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. ~ Gilda Radner

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything
done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career. ~ Gloria Steinem

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. ~ Gloria Steinem

I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which
answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every
night. ~ Marie Crelli

Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. ~ Baroness Edith Summerskil

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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Defender for the Light -
Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!?
Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva
Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!!
Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...

06-10-2001, 08:31 PM	#1
Charean Hathor Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Waxahachie, TX Age: 61 Posts: 2,201	Bright Women (and apparently one bright man or a woman named John - ker) When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ~Elayne Boosler The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~ Helen Hayes (at 73) I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~ Janette Barber Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone. ~Jan King Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~ Lily Tomlin You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears. ~ Geri Jewell A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. ~ Laurie Kuslansky My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~ Erma Bombeck Old age ain't no place for sissies. ~ Bette Davis A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. ~ Rhonda Hansome The phrase "working mother" is redundant. ~ Jane Sellman Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~ Charlotte Whitton I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~ Jennifer Unlimited If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine Aird When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! ~ Kathy Buckley Behind every successful woman . . . is a substantial amount of coffee. ~ Stephanie Piro Behind every successful woman . . . . . . is a basket of dirty laundry. ~ Sally Forth There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I'm not positive I am thinking. ~ John M. Eades You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. ~ Erica Jong I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends told me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that feels good for 36 hours. ~ Rita Rudner I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. ~ Wendy Liebman Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. ~ Erma Bombeck If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. ~ Sue Grafton I think -- therefore I'm single. ~ Lizz Winstead Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~ Maryon Pearson I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. ~ Gilda Radner In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man - if you want anything done, ask a woman. ~ Margaret Thatcher I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. ~ Gloria Steinem Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. ~ Gloria Steinem I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late every night. ~ Marie Crelli Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. ~ Baroness Edith Summerskil I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt ------------------ Defender for the Light - Goodness knows there is a lot of Dark out there!! - Where are my matches?!? Wandering Soul - Finding my life's calling is Bodhisattva Looking for lost brain - I left it only for a moment....and there it goes... rolling under the table!! Noticing that the Light has gotten further down a Dark Tunnel than expected... Time to get the Lantern... Knowing sooner or later - I will get to the End of this Tunnel to the Open Air once again...