nooot exactly... you see, my INT score is 18... im an elf. so therefore, i know that was NOT an illusion, and i am presenting Jerome with your true head. and now for a news bulletin...
In the ongoing war against the fluffies, new technology is ever importiant. seen here

, a fluffy hunter tests new weaponry out on a captured fluffy, who's name has not been revealed yet. and as to the allies of the fluffies only this footage has escaped

. we believe the one on the left was Kivan, and the one on the right was none other than Jerome. and here

is a duel between Tiax and Sephiroth. Sephiroth appears to be winning with all his fancy footwork. in a program broadcast live earlier today, a captured ally of the fluffies, who is also a traitor to us, named zeke, was executed

. a messy death for a messy man. and now for battlefield footage.
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I'll kidnap ya fer 100, reprogram ya fer 300, and kill ya fer 500! Oh come one! I'll throw in the killin' fer 250!