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Originally posted by RudeDawg:
You Know You're In Texas In The Summer When...
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*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water."
check
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting."
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*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off."
Uh, I suck on ice 
*You can make instant sun tea."
or a Dr Pepper must be frozen before opening.
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron."
LMAO I burned Abe Lincoln's head AND the capital building onto the very upmost upper part of the back of one thigh in AZ when I left pennies in the seat of my car...talk about being embarassed to wear a bikini!
*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly."
check
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car."
check! August too!
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window."
check! Looking at arm...
Works in Spring too! I actually have a nice tan going on one arm!
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance."
check! Did that one just today! 
*Hot water now comes out of both taps."
check! Again...happened today!
*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets."
hoping LOL
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door."
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*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work."
I am a lady, I don't sweat, I perspire! (check)
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning."
Amen Brotha!
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
check!
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
AND it sticks to your shoes and can get deep enough to hold you there!
Moni
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[This message has been edited by Moni (edited 06-09-2001).]