You Know You're In Texas In The Summer When...
*You no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water."
*You can say 110 degrees without fainting."
*You eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off."
*You can make instant sun tea."
*You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron."
*The temperature drops below 95, you feel a bit chilly."
*You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car."
*You discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window."
*You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance."
*Hot water now comes out of both taps."
*It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets."
*You actually burn your hand opening the car door."
*You break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work."
*No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning."
*Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
*You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
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