Three women are stranded on the 10th floor of a burning building: a blonde, a brunett and a red head. The people below get a blanket and stretch it out to catch them when they jump.
The red head jumps first and falls just to the right of the blanket onto the ground. *splat!*
The people make an adjusment in their stance and again tell them to jump. The brunett jumps this time and lands just to the left of the blanket and lands on ground too. *SPLAT!*
Once again the people make adjustments to where they are standing and yell for the blonde to jump.
The blonde yells down at them "Oh no you don't! Just lay the blanket on the ground and back away!"
Mammawlin
(Please don't any blondes take offense, I am a blonde myself. LOL)