[Lavindathar]

A man and a woman go to have a picnic,and they are all alone.They decide that they will get naked.

All of a sudden,a wasp flies up the womens t##t(soz,cudnt think of a better word).The man gets scared,and rushes her to the hospital.He explains to the doctor that a wasp is up his girlfriend,and the doctor replies

"I have an idea.Put some honey on the end of your dick,and slide it in her.Make sure u do it slowly,to tempt the wasp out."

The man was really scared about gettin his bell stung,so he chickened out.

The doctor said:

"Do you mind if I do it?"

The man agreed,so the doctor put honey on his dick and slid it in.He was going slowly,trying to tempt out the poor wasp.All of a sudden,the doc starts going faster and faster,and the women starts screaming with pleasure.

The man said "What the f##k are you doing?"

The doctor replied "change of plan,I'm going to drown the bastard!!"

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A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today."
The mother, more that a little surprised, tried to keep her cool. "That's interesting," she said, "How do you make babies?"
"It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es
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