MORAL OF THE STORY
A class of 5th graders were given an assignment to do some research and be able to tell a story with a moral at the end of it.
The first kid's story: My father sells eggs. One day on the way to the market, one of the baskets fell off the truck and the eggs broke. Moral of the story is "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
The second kid's story: My father sells chickens. We had six dozen eggs, but only five dozen hatched into baby chicks. Moral of the story is "Don't count your chickens before they hatch!"
The third kid's story: My father said his sister, my aunt Mary, was in the war. Her plane was hit by the enemy and it was going down. She grabbed a machine gun with 100 rounds, a big knife and a half bottle of whiskey and jumped out of the plane before it crashed. On the way down, she drank the whiskey so it wouldn't get broken when she landed on the ground. She landed in the middle of 150 of the enemy. She killed 100 of them with the machine gun and the other 50 in hand to hand combat with the big knife.
The teacher was appalled and asked "What kind of moral could your father possibly be teaching you by telling you this horrible story?"
The kid answered, My father said the moral of the story is "Stay the h*ll away from your aunt Mary when she is drinking!"
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I can do all things through Christ Jesus who strengthens me. Philippians 4:13